Today’s Tribute goes out to the snotty nose little brat that gave my little girl the flu (whoever you may be)!!  I mean, what did she ever do to you??  Huh??  Didn’t your mother ever teach you to wash your hands?? Or cover your mouth when you cough? Or sneeze into your frickin’ elbow?  Huh? Well, didn’t she???

Of all the things you could have given her and her little 70 lb 12 year old body, you gave her the flu!!  Like it wasn’t bad enough she only weighs 70 lbs, you went and made her lose 5 more!!  People just don’t even teach their kids a little thing called manners, anymore, I tell ya!!!  I mean wouldn’t the common cold have sufficed??  Nooooo, you had to give her the flu!!! Not only did she miss 3 days of school, but she didn’t even get to go to Church on Sunday, of all things!!  For the love of Pete!!

For the sake of all that’s good and right in the world, keep your germs to yourself next time please, or at the very least, give them to the little jerk who sits in the corner eating is boogers all day!!!  Thanks for nothin’ kid!!

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Tags: blogging, funny, health, kids

Categories: blogging, funny, health, home, kids

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2 Responses

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   Jay:

   LOL you tell ‘em.

   And while you’re at it, tell ‘em to stay the hell away from here too…

   Lovin the new blog look!!

   Great Tribute!!

   Jay

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   07.04.2009 19:14

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   Jenni Jiggety:

   Oh no! I am sorry she is sick and I hope it goes away SOON! The flu is the pits!

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   07.04.2009 21:10