65° Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 60° Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 50° Italian & English cars won’t sta rt. People in Michigan drive with the windows down.. 40° Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 35° New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20° People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows. 0° Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Michigan get out their winter coats. –10° Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. –20° Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors. –30° Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can’t start the Snow-mobile. – 40° ALL atomic motion stops . People in Michigan start saying…’Cold enough fer ya?’ –50° Hell freezes over. Michigan public schools will open 2 hours late