One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord
my shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.

Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young,
And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you’ve done.

Five tips for a woman….
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn’t lie to You.
4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
5. It is important these four men do not know each other!!
Foot Note:
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: ‘If we don’t get some support soon, people will think we’re nuts.’

Tags: everyday, funny, life, personal, random, thoughts

Categories: everyday, funny, life, personal, random, thoughts

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3 Responses

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   Christy:

   Ahahhahahhaha. That last one was funny! LOVE the new digs! The colors are great–very refreshing! Congrats!

   18.10.2008 08:55

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   Lisa@BlessedwithGrace:

   Wow, the new blog looks great. I am a little jealous. It really does look great. Thanks for coming by for Grace’s Style Tip Friday. I like this post. It was very funny. We girls do need to remember ourselved! Have a great weekend.

   18.10.2008 12:34

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   Live.Love.Eat:

   Hi there. I love the new look but wasn’t the other blog your own blog too. But this is really nice, very light and airy. Very nice!!!!! And I love this woman’s prayer.

   Live.Love.Eat’s last blog post..Broiled Zucchini & Potatoes with a Parmesan Crust

   18.10.2008 15:08